MUUUUUUUUUH


original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

themorallycorruptfayeresnick:

Diane Keaton ❤

themorallycorruptfayeresnick:

Diane Keaton 

handjob:

by e

handjob:

by e

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

saddeer:

I love her so much

saddeer:

I love her so much

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

uhmeliamay:

spenceromg:

uhmeliamay:

my dad asked me if my curling iron was a sex toy

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HAHAHA AMELIA YOU AND YOUR BLOG NEED TO STOP BEING SO CUTE AND FUNNY ILY 

STOP YOURE TOO SWEET TO ME XX

aphnorge:

mikulios:

figures are literally so useless like what am i supposed to do with them when i get old??? pass them down to my children as family heirlooms????

year 3000
"daddy, whats this?"
"ah, its our precious family heirloom. its been passed down for years. its sasuke uchiha."

troyesivan:

i  literally just whispered ’my god’

nobodylovesanihilist:

yunglapras:

petticoatruler:

Detachment is a privilege held by people who aren’t targets.

"why are you so emotional about this" - unaffected people

read this. write it on your hand. repeat it to yourself.

so you can never ask me that again

gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur