peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle
I love working in a place where you can turn around and see your boss parading past your desk looking like she murdered an old couch and stole its skin
The art director is one of my favorite people you guys
I Don’t Mean to Flatter You; 2014
a self portrait
Bae: wanna get something to eat?
Me: I’m broke shawd
Bae: it’s okay I got you
"I tried not to reblog this I swear"
Yeah well you fucking failed. how does it feel to be a fucking failure you piece of shit
They didn’t find him for a week.
reblogging because i headcanoned that they only found him because Tony happened to be flying that way and was like “that’s a freaking huge bird nesting in th- WHAT THE HECK CLINT? GUYS I FOUND CLINT!”
So…. Clint likes it in the A hole, then?
Going to School
me in class
For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.
> Literal translation
Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”
Bird: “What’s wrong?”
Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”
Bird: “Okay, understood.”
Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]
Bird: “Okay, I understand!”
Owner: “Got it.”
> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.
> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!
> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!
The world will soon understand why birds are so awesome and deserve to be our overlords.
My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”