MUUUUUUUUUH


can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle

crispy-ghee:

I love working in a place where you can turn around and see your boss parading past your desk looking like she murdered an old couch and stole its skin
The art director is one of my favorite people you guys

crispy-ghee:

I love working in a place where you can turn around and see your boss parading past your desk looking like she murdered an old couch and stole its skin

The art director is one of my favorite people you guys

sirensongfashion:

Alice Auaa Fall/Winter 2013 at Tokyo Fashion Week

amywise:

I Don’t Mean to Flatter You; 2014

a self portrait

madeupmonkeyshit:

Bae: wanna get something to eat?

Me: I’m broke shawd

Bae: it’s okay I got you

Me:

image

thequeenstons:

"I tried not to reblog this I swear"

Yeah well you fucking failed. how does it feel to be a fucking failure you piece of shit

splintered-seed:

merwhovengerlockhoodoncer:

releasemyeffinflamingos:

They didn’t find him for a week.

reblogging because i headcanoned that they only found him because Tony happened to be flying that way and was like “that’s a freaking huge bird nesting in th- WHAT THE HECK CLINT? GUYS I FOUND CLINT!”

So…. Clint likes it in the A hole, then?

splintered-seed:

merwhovengerlockhoodoncer:

releasemyeffinflamingos:

They didn’t find him for a week.

reblogging because i headcanoned that they only found him because Tony happened to be flying that way and was like “that’s a freaking huge bird nesting in th- WHAT THE HECK CLINT? GUYS I FOUND CLINT!”

So…. Clint likes it in the A hole, then?

gifcraft:

Going to School

gifcraft:

Going to School

k009:

me in class

k009:

me in class

avianawareness:

videohall:

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

The world will soon understand why birds are so awesome and deserve to be our overlords. 

bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

ceasepool:

supersharpshooter1995:

my brother just came into my room so excited to show me these photos of a pigeon he met

nice