Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.
Diane Keaton ❤
I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi
I love her so much
a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)
That’s exactly the appropriate response.
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing
my dad asked me if my curling iron was a sex toy
HAHAHA AMELIA YOU AND YOUR BLOG NEED TO STOP BEING SO CUTE AND FUNNY ILY
STOP YOURE TOO SWEET TO ME XX
figures are literally so useless like what am i supposed to do with them when i get old??? pass them down to my children as family heirlooms????
"daddy, whats this?"
"ah, its our precious family heirloom. its been passed down for years. its sasuke uchiha."
i literally just whispered ’my god’
Detachment is a privilege held by people who aren’t targets.
"why are you so emotional about this" - unaffected people
read this. write it on your hand. repeat it to yourself.
so you can never ask me that again